
Posted:: 4 days ago on May 11 2008

Posted:: 6 days ago on May 9 2008
Soooo..holy crap this guy is good.
He better blow up pretty soon or life is cheating him.
Adam Arcuragi singin’ Bottom of the River

Posted:: 1 week ago on May 7 2008

Posted:: 1 week ago on May 6 2008
Reality-show Machiavelli Spencer Pratt has a unique ability to get to the crux of any issue. Radar has enlisted the king of The Hills to field queries from regular folks with regular problems, just like you!
Spencer Pratt on, um, when to bring up the topic of butt sex with your significant other.
How long do you have to date someone before it’s appropriate to bring up the possibility of anal sex?
If you’re dating a guy, right away. If you’re dating girl, I think you’ll know pretty quick if she’s into that. If they’re not bringing it up, it’s not something on their agenda. That’s just realistic. My boxing coach Dirty Phi says, “If you stick your pinkie in there, and then another finger, and then another, and she responds happily, then it’s cool.”
Best.Question.Ever.
via [Radar]



!) So I woke up today, like every day, to Tim’s alarm clock at 8:03 am. Like a lot of other days, Tim isn’t even around to turn the alarm off and when he is, he doesn’t even flinch to the sounds that I assume wake up everyone within three apartments. Strange. You should probably get that checked out, Tim. Since then, the smell of maple syrup has been wafting through my windows for two hours straight. At first, I thought, hey maybe someone had the great idea of making a blueberry waffle, maple syrup and maybe some fresh squeezed orange juice. But I’m well aware of the fact that maple syrup smell doesn’t last for two hours. I haven’t figured it out yet but I’ll let you know when I do.
!!) I realized just now that I may have been a little extra (too) asshole-ish to my deer friend, sarah, last night at her birthday party celebration (us going to the bar like every other monday night). I’d like to think that she’s a little sensitive to a few select words and actions - she is a girl, after all. I also haven’t had to deal with girl feelings for quite some time now since it’s been five years since I’ve lived with the only girl that matters [debra, i loveyu - plz send money].
Anyway, the original idea of being a little bit of an ass was to break her in a little because she’ll be living with three dudes next year and maybe a year after that and maybe a year after that, who knoz..although, it might be a little pathetic for four 25 year olds to be living together in a big apartment. Just sayin, living with three big husky guys is different than living with three girly girls like she is now. It’s probably better, actually - we know how to cook [oh, snAp]. She had also been freAkin out because she was finishing a painting for finals. She kept asking if Tim and I liked it and we loved it, but she didn’t believe us because we’re good at sarcastic sarcasm. Eight hour story short - Sarah I apologize for being a little bit of a dick last night. I know you read this because you’re obsessed with blogging and I made you sign up for mine. And yes, this is possibly the only occurance where it’s acceptable to say “sorry”. hah..little bit of a dick (jst the tip) [sic]. jk not jk. It’ll be okay, it’s just like joining a frat, but a lot cooler. The hazing at first is worse than all the rest of the bs floor meetings, community service and mixers with sorority girls………it makes sense, don’t worry. I love you.
But get over it.
Happy 22.
!!!) Anyway, to the main reason I’m typing today..I was on the world wide web looking for a sweet beanie hat thing to make me feel more hipster while not trying too hard when I came across something awesome. While looking at pictures of cool, sexy people at big city hipster fashion parties (actual google search), I saw someone I actually know! It’s my friend/acquaintance from high school times, the infamous girl too big for a small town, Shea Prueger. She’s a sweet girl that was always being a model for fashion crap in high school. She blasted outta here asap and ended up in Brooklyn, ny where she’s a model slash blogger. She also has a super hot sister that works at the Thai Spice place downtown. Super hot. Anyway, I just thought it was awesome to randomly see one of your friends on the internet cuz I’m pretty sure that never happens. Good luck with lookin’ good, shea.


Posted:: 1 week ago on May 5 2008
Seth Macfarlane after recently signing a $100M deal with Fox to keep Family Guy on Fox until 2012, making him the highest paid writer-producer on tv


Posted:: 1 week ago on May 3 2008
The whole idea with this record was that we were going to track as much as we can completely live and nobody stops the take no matter what happens. The jamming live-to-tape method is what spawned the first single off the album, the eight minute “I will possess your heart”. There’s a lot of moments on the record where something is never the thing that you would choose but then, now that it’s there, it’s the thing you would miss completely if it was gone.
“Unquestionably the best thing Death Cab has ever done”
-James Montgomery, Rolling Stone
Posted:: 1 week ago on May 2 2008
This is a snippet of a documentary about scopolamine, the new/old drug that doesn’t have any sort of positive stories to it’s name. Only horrifying and gruesome tales of the drug that puts ecstacy and cocaine to shame remain. I had only a vague understanding of the drug, but the idea of a substance that renders a person incapable of exercising free-will seemed liked a recipe for hilarity and the YouTube hall of fame. I even spent a little time brainstorming the various ways I could transport some of it back to the states and had a pretty good list going of different ways to utilize it on my buddies.
The original plan was for me to sample the drug myself to really get an idea of the effect it had on folks. The producer and camera man had flew down to Bogota ahead of me to confirm some meetings and start laying down the groundwork. By the time I arrived a few days later, things had changed dramatically. Their first few days in the country had apparently been such a harrowing montage of freaked-out dealers and unimaginable horror stories about Scopolamine that we decided I was absolutely not going to be doing the drug. All elements of humor and novelty were rapidly stripped away during my first few days in town. After meeting only a couple people with firsthand experience, the story took a far darker turn than we ever could have imagined and the Scopolamine pranks I had originally imagined pulling on my friends seemed beyond naive and absurd. By the time we were wrapping things up and preparing to leave the country, I couldn’t wait to get as far away from Colombia and that drug as possible.
Powered by global warming. Theme by Kienan.