Spencer Pratt, king of The Hills on butt sex

Reality-show Machiavelli Spencer Pratt has a unique ability to get to the crux of any issue.  Radar has enlisted the king of The Hills to field queries from regular folks with regular problems, just like you!

Spencer Pratt on, um, when to bring up the topic of butt sex with your significant other.

How long do you have to date someone before it’s appropriate to bring up the possibility of anal sex?

If you’re dating a guy, right away. If you’re dating girl, I think you’ll know pretty quick if she’s into that. If they’re not bringing it up, it’s not something on their agenda. That’s just realistic. My boxing coach Dirty Phi says, “If you stick your pinkie in there, and then another finger, and then another, and she responds happily, then it’s cool.”

Best.Question.Ever.

via [Radar]